FAIL: ACW Sample

I love samples. What's not to like about buying something and then getting something EXTRA with it? Entirely free of charge! I just adore freebies. I can't help myself from squeeing when one of those cardboard blisters gets popped in my bag at a counter and a coo will happen upon opening a parcel, and there it is, an unexpected mini product. Brilliant.

Samples = win. Simple.

But not if you're taking the piss. WTF is this, ACW?

For reference, dear reader, that is a 2p coin. WTF, again.

I am less than impressed. If it had been, say, a lipbalm, I would've understood. Maybe. Actually, you never do get lipbalm samples, do you? But you'd have a gotten two or three uses out of it. It would've been ok.

But this is not a balm. It is Philosophy's famous shampoo/shower gel/bubble bath.

Can I use it?
As a shampoo, not so much. Perhaps to wash my fringe. I don't have a fringe. Or bangs. So no.
As a shower gel? I think this would get lost in my shower puff. Seriously, even if I made an effort and fluffed it up real good (like I do when I use soap blocks instead of gels), I don't think I'd be getting anything from this. So no, again.
And as a bubble bath? I'm not a freakin' smurf! No, no, no.

So, in conclusion, WTF?

Before I get nasty comments, I know it's a freebie. An extra that I might as well not have had at all. Gift horses and looking in their mouth, I know. But come on! This is... WTF.

What's the least impressive sample  you've ever received?